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The Kool-Aide guy gets to see what it's like to have someone crash through their wall.
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Stewie and Brian peep on Mayor West.
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Peter and Lois sing a song about a Native American.
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Peter and Lois agree that the sex they had the night before was the best they ever had.
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Lois and Peter imagine a land of desserts.
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Peter and his father-in-law try to make teen dramas.
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Stewie plans an attack on Bertram.
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Brian and Stewie disguise themselves in order to get evidence against Mayor West.
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Peter and his father-in-law sell marijuana to Meg.
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Peter recalls his old dog Todd.
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Peter sings for a group of prisoners.
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Peter and Lois are too high on marijuana to realize that their singing is horrendous.
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Peter recalls the time he froze some nuts.
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Stewie implements Chris into his Olympic training.
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Brian warns Stewie not to vault in the living room.
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Brian tries to cheer Peter up with a little song and dance.
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Peter and his friends try to capture the person that has been murdering obese men in Quahog.
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Peter has Meg hang onto a watermelon for him.
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Osama Bin Laden can't hold a straight face during a recording of a threatening message.
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Peter is lured into a false sense of security by television announcers.
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Brian is happier than the time Peter swam with a group of bulls.
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Brian volunteers to take a look at Lois' injury.
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Lois tells Meg to practice safe sex with her boyfriend, Darren Mitchelstork.
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Brian gets in the middle of a domestic squabble when his disabled professor verbally abuses his disabled wife.
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The FCC censors peter at his home.
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Quagmire brings up the idea of a divorce to his new wife.
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Peter believes that Mormon's still practice polygamy, so he marries three women.
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Peter mistakes a religious forehead decoration for a sniper's laser-sight.
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Quagmire's wife pays the price for trying to protect him from death.
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Peter joins Tom Brady, of the New England Patriots, in the shower.
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Peter's neighbor is not disappointed when a baseball crashes through his window.
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Stewie takes measures to another level in order to get the money he is owed by Brian.
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Stewie's hovercraft crashes into the wall and takes him for a spin.
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Peter's father baptizes Stewie in tainted holy water.
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Quagmire pretends to have a heart attack.
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Stewie attacks a woman breast feeding at the park.
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Peter rides his maid to the store and is challenged to a race by another couple riding their maid.
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Stewie undoes Lois' blouse in order to feed.
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Peter remembers how he lost his virginity.
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Peter recalls the problems he had when he ran his own mail order business.
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The guys take off in their new A-Team van.
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Brian visits the New Yorker's headquarters.
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Quagmire confesses an illicit sex act to Peter.
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Peter, aka Hannibal from the A-Team, shoots a whole in his ceiling that Chris falls through.
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Peter sprays a new scent that attracts stray cats.
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Peter's doctor can't give him a straight up answer.
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Lois takes Peter down after he threatens her with a staple gun.
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Meg tries to convince her mother that she is a lesbian.
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Stewie accidentally videotapes Meg undressing.
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Peter lets Lois know how he feels about the FCC.
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Peter baby sits the neighbor's kid.
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Peter forces Brian to eat.
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Peter has his first support group meeting.
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Aquaman asks a fish to get him a beer.
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Peter plays his first football game with the New England Patriots.
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Stewie hits Brian up for the money he owes him.
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Brian creates a diversion for himself in order to get out of watching Meg's play.
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Stewie remembers the time Peter was going through a Daisy Dukes phase.
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The A-Team rescues a cat from a tree.
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Peter organizes a surprise cockfight for his boss.
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Brian shows Peter that he has his own gravitational pull.
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The Fonz helps Mr. Cunningham with a little problem.
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Stewie's ears are covered in order for Quagmire to tell his story.
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Peter finds out that Brian is dating Meg's teacher.
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Peter pretends Meg is a dog.
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No longer apply.
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Stewie plays marco polo with Helen Keller.
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Peter's demonstrates his haggling skills.
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The guys are stranded on an island without any women and decide that something must be done to fulfill a certain need.
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Death injures himself while chasing Peter.
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Peter gets upset with Brian for trying to change the name of "James Woods High School."
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Lois and the kids are worried about the lump in Peter's breast.
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The guys get mad at Peter for holding out on food, while stranded out in the ocean.
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A musical duet about enduring friendship.
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Stewie remembers the time Peter disappeared into thin air.
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Quagmire imagines a Spanish version of himself.
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Peter takes a ride in the washing machine.
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Stewie pushes Lois down the stairs with his big wheel.
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Lois thinks that the only way Death will spare Peter's life is if she sleeps with him.
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Peter has to fire his employees.
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Peter causes a shootout at the Drunken Clam.
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Brian makes it clear to his date that he's not racist.
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Stewie smells the whip cream that Peter has put on his naked body.
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Peter and Michael Moore have a fart off in the bathroom.
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Peter signs "deceased" on a health form, which causes death to come for him.
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Peter instigates a game of "I never".
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Peter invites James Woods to campout in his backyard.
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Stewie and Olivia get an A+ for their musical performance.
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Stewie and his adversary fight it out until they both pass out.
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Lois interviews babysitter candidates for Stewie.
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Quagmire tries to seduce Lois.
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A 1950's style musical number that celebrates Peter's newfound retardation.
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Jillian is not very smart...
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Everyone gets upset with Brian for getting Lois a birthday gift beyond the twenty dollar limit they all had agreed on.
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Alex Borstein explains her inspiration and evolution of Lois.
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Lois points out how very old Brian might possibly be.
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Peter is making a movie.
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Peter eats a year's worth of food in a short amount of time.
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Stewie and Olivia's interaction in a mall-store prompts a commercial for Punchlines for Sitcoms of the 80's and Sounds of the 80's.
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Meg gets excited about a channel 5 internship.
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Since Lois is mayor Peter figures he can do anything. So he brings Jim Varney back to life.
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Stewie sings and plays the banjo with a group of Southerners.
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The guys at the bar cheer for Lois to take her jacket off.
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A vendor handing out free food accuses Peter of returning for more several times.
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A prom night dumpster baby sings a song about his lot.
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Death knocks on the Griffin's door, pretending to be the police.
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Meg becomes popular after getting a physical makeover.
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Peter blindly climbs into Chris' bed in the middle of the night.
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Lois discovers in her dream that Stewie is an evil baby.
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Brian and Stewie watch a potty training video starring Roy Scheider.
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Peter tells Death that he'll help him get a girl.
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Quagmire tells the guys that he discovered that women have a fourth hole.
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Principal Shepard decides to increase the school's test scores by kicking Chris Griffin out of school.
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Stewie takes an important call from Grover.
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane talks about George Lucas and the running Star Wars jokes in the show.
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Shock jock's Weenie and the Butt broadcast live from the Quahog Air Show.
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Peter's stomach begins to growl while on a road trip and blames it on a prune smoothie he had earlier.
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Tom Tucker spanks Peter for being a bad little boy.
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Peter suffers a hangover after promising Lois he wouldn't drink.
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The torch is lit at the Special People's Games.
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Peter and a barbershop quartet give a singing diagnosis.
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Brian uses his new special powers to steel four martinis.
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Peter shows the photos he took of Lois with his new cell phone.
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Stewie falls asleep while holding Brian at gun point.
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Peter goes up against third graders in a spelling bee contest.
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Joe dresses up like Mark Spitz for Halloween, but no one can see past the wheelchair.
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Jesus calls Peter to bail him out of jail.
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You would smile all of the time, too.
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane talks about laboring over the pilot and finally how the series got its start.
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Ali gives a brief weather report.
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Peter tells Chris to stay away from the candy tree, while he and Lois are gone.
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Meg kills a saleswoman by modeling her new outfit.
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Jesus joins the Griffins for dinner.
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Peter gets jealous when Lois tells him that she thinks Hugh Grant is handsome.
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Peter gets into an epic battle with a giant chicken.
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Peter makes his first chick flick.
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A parody of Tyra turning into a lizard while talking to one of her models.
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Quagmire's private part get stuck in a window.
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Peter tries to sell Lois on Chris going into the Army.
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Peter finds out he's retarded
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Peter takes Lois to the bar to beat up the New Yorkers that have taken over.
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In a drunken haze Brian made out with Meg at a high school dance. Now she is infatuated with him and he is trying to let her know that he's not interested.
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Lois dreams that she puts Stewie in the washing machine then blames herself for being a bad mother.
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Mr. Weed chokes and dies on a piece of muffin.
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Brian points out to Stewie that he has no right to comment on his drinking problem.
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Peter visits his old girlfriend Brenda.
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane and Writer/Producer Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) discuss the jokes that don't make it on to the air.
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Peter takes quickly to his mother's new boyfriend, news anchor Tom Tucker.
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Child services take Stewie away.
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Brian's new girlfriend Jillian is pretty but not very bright. Her friends on the other hand are morons.
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Stewie loses a tooth after biting on one of his toys. Stewie then learns about the tooth fairy which freaks him out.
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Lois is running for mayor of Quahog which prompts newscasters to speculate.
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Peter embarrasses his son, Chris.
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Peter has worked out once and it has gone to his head.
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Peter silences Omar by playing a violent joke on him.
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Peter uses one of his three wishes, granted by a gene, to have not bones.
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Peter prank calls his mother to stop her from making out with Tom Tucker until Lois hits Peter in the head with a frying pan for tickling her.
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Instead of getting a tax refund, Peter gets an audit.
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Peter complains about his Rube Goldberg "breakfast machine."
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Peter breast feeds Stewie.
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Brian torments Peter with references to "fingering" after Peter's traumatic prostate exam.
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Peter takes Chris to the library to learn the Griffin genealogy.
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The Monopoly guy goes to jail, but it's no fairy tale world.
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Stewie tries to get Chris to give Lois the ax.
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Peter thinks its crazy that Meg has made an abstinence pledge until he reads the pamphlet "The Truth About Sex."
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On the Griffins' visit to Brown University, the Dean questions whether Meg is Brown material.
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Olivia, an old rival of Stewies, loses her lucrative spokesperson job to Chuck Berry,
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Peter performs for George Bush.
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Peter recreates the den into Pee-wee's playhouse.
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Peter tries to distract an angry mob by spotting Bigfoot after he crashes into the local cable television satellite.
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Stewie and Brian carjack someone.
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane and others discuss jokes that get censored by the network.
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Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane discusses the talented composers that they work with for all of the musical numbers.
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Peter makes a toast at a cult gathering.
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Stewie prepares for the babysitter.
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Quagmire flies his acrobatic plane through female billboards at an air show.
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Peter takes Chris hunting.
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Stewie mocks Brian about the novel he's writing.
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Peter confuses Chris' use of slang for being possessed.
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Lois hopes for one pupil good enough to win the piano competition, instead of always coming in second to Alexis Radcliff.
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A teenager is attacked by a dog that looks like Spuds McKenzie.
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Leia confronts Darth Vader and the Grand Moff Tarkin
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Peter promises Lois he won't drink at the stag party.
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Family Guy writers explain how they worked in very close quarters when the show began.
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Lois is the new church organist and she wants everyone in the family to go to church, especially Meg.
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Joe Swanson transforms his wheelchair friends into a giant robot called "Cripple-Tron" and attacks Peter's anti-handicapped restaurant.
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Stewie meets Olivia's old friend Victor.
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Brian is out done by Stewie, while playing with snowballs.
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Olivia and Stewie fight on a double date with Brian.
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Peter calls Brian to make dinner plans with him.
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Peter gets into a fist fight with death.
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Lois, Brian and Peter are on vacation in Martha's Vineyard where Brian is getting an award. Lois compliments Brian's flea dip, Brian extols Lois' inspirational virtues and Peter farts.
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Peter and Lois are hijacked to Cuba and get stuck there.
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Peter shoves Stewie down his pants in order to appear larger down in his private area.
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Peter's new company is a tobacco company that is trying to corrupt children.
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Chris and Peter play a game that gets on Meg's nerves.
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Executive producers David A. Goodman and Chris Sheridan discuss how they sort out the good jokes from the bad ones.
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Peter gets a state-appointed inspirational social worker named Vern who celebrates Peter's retardation with hi-five's and extra encouragement.
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Peter thinks that his cereal is spelling out a word but Brian points out that he is eating Cheerios.
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A stolen Matisse painting is reported on the news.
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Brian gets a look at Peter's penis during the Quahog Clam Day celebration.
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Stewie, Brain and Morton are chased by Nazis, when it is uncovered that Morton is not a Catholic priest.
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